Proper Badger Would Never!

Illustrated by Rob Sayegh Jr. On Tour
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On sale Apr 02, 2024 | 40 Pages | 9780593528167

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If You Give a Mouse a Cookie meets No, David! in this hilarious story of misbehavior and misadventure with a very proper badger.

Proper Badger has been invited to a party. He is quite pleased. He will wear his best coat and bow tie and be a very proper guest. He most certainly won't ruin the party because of his badger antics because, as Proper Badger assures us, he will be on his best behavior.*

Dig his claws into the cake? Have a little accident on the rug in the hallway? He would NEVER.

From debut author Lauren Glattly and New York Times bestselling illustrator of Seth Meyers's I'm Not Scared, You're Scared!, Rob Sayegh Jr., comes an uproarious tale about a badger who just can't suppress his badger-like tendencies. Perfect for fans of We Don't Eat Our Classmates and the Pig the Pug series!

*No, he won't.
© Diana Glattly
Lauren Glattly is a children’s book author and humor writer who likes telling silly stories, dressing up for parties, and laughing a lot. Proper Badger Would Never! is her debut children's book. Lauren lives in New York with her family. You can find her online at LaurenGlattly.com. View titles by Lauren Glattly
Rob Sayegh Jr. is a former toy designer turned author-illustrator of Love Tails and the illustrator of Arlo Draws an Octopus, Cupig, Proper Badger Would Never! and Seth Meyers’s New York Times bestseller I’m Not Scared, You’re Scared! When he is not doodling or writing, he enjoys collecting vintage toys, being an official snack taste-tester, and falling in love with every dog he meets. He currently lives in San Francisco, California with his family. To see more of Rob’s work, please visit RobSayArt.com. View titles by Rob Sayegh Jr.

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If You Give a Mouse a Cookie meets No, David! in this hilarious story of misbehavior and misadventure with a very proper badger.

Proper Badger has been invited to a party. He is quite pleased. He will wear his best coat and bow tie and be a very proper guest. He most certainly won't ruin the party because of his badger antics because, as Proper Badger assures us, he will be on his best behavior.*

Dig his claws into the cake? Have a little accident on the rug in the hallway? He would NEVER.

From debut author Lauren Glattly and New York Times bestselling illustrator of Seth Meyers's I'm Not Scared, You're Scared!, Rob Sayegh Jr., comes an uproarious tale about a badger who just can't suppress his badger-like tendencies. Perfect for fans of We Don't Eat Our Classmates and the Pig the Pug series!

*No, he won't.

Author

© Diana Glattly
Lauren Glattly is a children’s book author and humor writer who likes telling silly stories, dressing up for parties, and laughing a lot. Proper Badger Would Never! is her debut children's book. Lauren lives in New York with her family. You can find her online at LaurenGlattly.com. View titles by Lauren Glattly
Rob Sayegh Jr. is a former toy designer turned author-illustrator of Love Tails and the illustrator of Arlo Draws an Octopus, Cupig, Proper Badger Would Never! and Seth Meyers’s New York Times bestseller I’m Not Scared, You’re Scared! When he is not doodling or writing, he enjoys collecting vintage toys, being an official snack taste-tester, and falling in love with every dog he meets. He currently lives in San Francisco, California with his family. To see more of Rob’s work, please visit RobSayArt.com. View titles by Rob Sayegh Jr.

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