If It Was Easy, They'd Call the Whole Damn Thing a Honeymoon

Living with and Loving the TV-Addicted, Sex-Obsessed, Not-So-Handy Man You Married

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On sale Oct 04, 2011 | 320 Pages | 9780425243022

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"Hilarious, smart, and utterly addicting. Watch out, Nora Ephron." -Valerie Frankel

Jenna McCarthy presents an uproarious but insightful peek behind the curtains at the unholy state of matrimony. With ballsy wit and bawdy humor, she explores everything from male domestic idiocy and the frustrating misfires in spousal communication to how to stay true to the peskiest of vows: forsaking all others. Part in-your-face guide, part brutal confession, this book is a must-read manifesto on surviving marriage in an age when everyone seems to live forever and getting a divorce is as easy as ordering a latte.

© Monica Montigny
Jenna McCarthy is the internationally published author of Pretty Much ScrewedI’ve Still Got It...I Just Can’t Remember Where I Put ItIf It Was Easy, They'd Call the Whole Damn Thing a Honeymoon; and The Parent Trip. A former radio personality and recovering leopard-print addict, she lives in Santa Barbara, California, with her husband, two daughters, and lots of dog and cat hair. View titles by Jenna McCarthy

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"Hilarious, smart, and utterly addicting. Watch out, Nora Ephron." -Valerie Frankel

Jenna McCarthy presents an uproarious but insightful peek behind the curtains at the unholy state of matrimony. With ballsy wit and bawdy humor, she explores everything from male domestic idiocy and the frustrating misfires in spousal communication to how to stay true to the peskiest of vows: forsaking all others. Part in-your-face guide, part brutal confession, this book is a must-read manifesto on surviving marriage in an age when everyone seems to live forever and getting a divorce is as easy as ordering a latte.

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© Monica Montigny
Jenna McCarthy is the internationally published author of Pretty Much ScrewedI’ve Still Got It...I Just Can’t Remember Where I Put ItIf It Was Easy, They'd Call the Whole Damn Thing a Honeymoon; and The Parent Trip. A former radio personality and recovering leopard-print addict, she lives in Santa Barbara, California, with her husband, two daughters, and lots of dog and cat hair. View titles by Jenna McCarthy

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